Covered in Oil has an amusing guess at what Edmonton Oilers rookie Rob Schremp has to look forward to this season, plus some other stuff about other Oilers rookies if you're really jonesing for some info on David Schultz or Devan Dubnyk (if you are, go back to the hell whence you came).
"Oh, and just as a final thought, judging solely by the reaction of the (presumably) University-girl crowd, if Rob Schremp actually does make the team this year, the Oil will have to put one of those shock collars around his penis and give him a solid zap every time a blond in a crew neck squeals "Hi Robbie!", or he's going to have more one-night stands than powerplay points. The man will practically be swimming in fake tans and push-up bras the whole season."
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